Uncle

I'm currently on the road to the bay with my uncle and we stopped for a mcdonalds breakfast.

"what would you like to eat.... Something on the dollar menu?" *awkward uncle smile*

Oh man. Recession.

"sure uncle, um sausage mcmuffin"

"sounds good, want a hashbrown?" *awkward uncle smile*

I thought to myself, it best not be wise to take advantage of my uncle on a tight tight budget.

"oh ... No thank you"

"perfect, now let's grab a whole bunch of napkins and get out of here"

...

I should have just spotted him. It was $3.27 to feed the 3 of us and he used the change from his car.

I guess you gotta do what you gotta do.