Close Call - Skating Tomorrow!

So I freaked out when I saw this picture and called up the roller skating rink immediately.

Hello?

Hi, so I saw a sign with the rules and it says, no short shorts... what do you mean?

Well, they can't be too short.

Hmm.... nothing is gonna be hanging out.

Wait, is this for tomorrow? (Gay night?)

Yes.

OH! Then it should be fine.

SCORE!

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I am so excited. A good chunk of folks already showed me their short shorts. RAWR.
It's gonna be epic.

I'm missing out on a event for work at this shi-shi place that involves celebrities... but I'd rather be skating with homies. FOR REAL.

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I was laughing at this kid for hours!
Oh aussies