I'm the King of Saying the Wrong thing

Me: Hey! I haven't seen you in a while! How are you?

Friend: I've been better, broke up with the boyfriend

Me: OH! Congratulations!!!!

Friend:... no... not congratulations.

Me: ..ohhhh.. um...

Friend: ....

Me: ....

Friend: I like your new bangs

Me: THANKSSSS!!!!!

Friend: K, I'm gonna go look for people now.

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Epic fail


Btw, the weather in la is glorious!