Chinky de Mayo

Last Saturday we hosted a Chinky de Mayo event! We hoped to have offended many communities. In celebration, Ern created some Orange Chicken Tacos! Delicious with sour creme, overpowering with salsa.


We updated Sam's birthday poster to match the party!
And kind of went overboard with the decorations.




OH shiz, a pinata filled with lychee jelly.
Look how scared everyone is. Then Ern brought down the lead pipe.... daym... take out that aggression!


A couple of guests made the party interesting-
-Messy lessy who spit on our floor right in front of Ern cuz she had something her teeth
-Jersey Shore douche with manicured brows who everyone thought was the biggest dick in the world; turned out to be a low class porn star.

We came up with a Gay lifestyle mantra:
party party party party drugs drugs drugs,
sad sex sad sex
guilt then FOOD!