May Quick Updates

Shit... May is ending this week.

Things to blog about:

-Limo ride
-Singing on stage
-Dancing with SoundSuits
-Zip lining
-Jumping pictures
-Street Fair

This memorial weekend should be interesting, my parents are coming down for my birthday and I plan on having some Sake bombs with them at my place. FoSho.

No house party ;] Just a dive bar with a small dance floor. Come come come!

Say Ahh...

Had to sped up the music otherwise Youtube takes it down due to audio copyright. LAME.

Oprah

My supervisor is huge on celebrity sightings. Every time we go out to fancy dinners she does a "once over" and walks around the restaurant in search of someone interesting.

Oprah owns one of the companies in the building and was in office for a visit and of couse our team flew towards the windows to watch her walk to her car. Today was different- we had our status meeting outside to catch Oprah on her way to her Escalade which we confirmed was the same as the day before.

We were eating and talking until suddenly, my coworkers whispered, "OMG, IT'S OPRAH!" My supervisor jumped up and said, "hi Oprah!!" and surprisingly Oprah came over to chat with us. I tried to hide my obnoxiously excited smile.

Oprah: What are you guys doing outside?
Us: Just having lunch
Oprah: Lunch outside? WOOooOHOOOO!
Us: Can we take a picture?
Oprah: yes yes, let's do this.

And one of our coworkers had to take one for the team and be the photographer since Oprah's driver or assistant or who ever declined our request.

But here we are with Oprah! And she's making her signature sound in the photo: WOOOOHOOO!! I was hoping to reach under my seat to find a new iPAD for the whole audience, but this picture is good enough!

Bay to Breakers Weekend

This passed weekend we took a roadtrip to DA Bay.

Drive up was filled with traffic and car games. Ern here is texting, checking his email and calling work to see if he got that promotion. Such the multitask-er... don't worry, we're on the 5 highway.


Friday Night: Dragon
Due to traffic, we missed the Hyphen event but went straight to Dragon after picking up Charles. Jimmy hadn't been in two years and Jae's never been so why not? This became messy night 1.

Dragon has changed, a lot more FOBs and less of the "usuals" that I was expecting. Jae thought it would be brilliant to chase Three Wise Men with an AMF. Brilliant.

Chatted it up with a new boy and a boy from Berkeley who I recognized. Ended up dancing with both, but only proceeded with one.

Jimmy and Jae giggled, "MESSY!" This.. I remind you is the FIRST time I've made out with a boy at a club. I've only kissed or made out OUTSIDE the club away from judgment.

And I pushed the boy toward the wall away from the center of the dance floor where the crowd was forming an obvious circle around us.

I think this happened in a matter of 10 minutes. Not sure. The boy had to go. The next day I checked his facebook. "Interested in Women." For some freakish reason, this turns me on. Assuming that he's "straight" or "closeted" really starts the party in my pants. Judge me all you want.

I looked around the FOB was gone. Probably saw me being messy and excused himself. Oh well.




Excuse my underarm bush.

After we went to Sparky's for some food where I belligerently exclaimed that I was eating the WORST NACHOS of my life. True story.


Saturday: Exploring
Dim Sum filled our tummies and our party grew with new and old faces. Sassy Chinese bitches walked us to our table and served us food. They hated me and talked so much shit in Cantonese, I just know it!

We also explored Urban Ore, which is NOT a gay club, but rather a huge warehouse with tons of random treasures and junk in Berkeley. Jimmy has pictures.

We checked out Balmy Alley in San Francisco. Here's a picture of Ern that he's going to be masturbating to later.



A little Dolores park where we walked and danced with SF hipsters.


Saturday Night: Bar on Church
Messy night #2. No boys, just swinging on ropes.

Cheap drinks and free shots. We had 4 free shots each. The bay wants to get you DRUNK.



Messy stage dancing:




Messy pointing:


ONE BIG FUCKING MESS:



MoAny's gonna hate me, but I love how he movesssss. I don't think you can do this to House:

Heh heh. Let me know if you want me to take it down, but I think it's quite impressive. (Dont worry Joey... that's a girl he's grinding on.)

This is the second photo Ern is going to be masturbating to:

Made convo with the DJ. I knew him and flashed my iPhone that read, "BEST DJ EVER, MORE HIP HOP!" Shizz that was good.

Sunday: Bay to Breakers
Bay to Breakers is this half marathon that spans across San Francisco. A large chunk of people do it for real, but most follow the trail in a drunken stupor such as myself.

Ern ran for real real. The race started at 8AM. As Jimmy, Jae and I got ready I got a call from Ern at 9:30am, "hey.. what are you guys doing? I'm done with the marathon."

Well, shiiiet.

The city was being trashed. We all peed on trees and I used alcohol to sanitized my legs that had been splashed on. EVERYONE was dressed up. It was a moving party!

We saw: Waldos, Gagas, Na'vi, Smurgs, Fanta Girls, Watermelons, Cowboys, Naked People (in which I shouted PENIS every time I spotted one.) Mario Kart... tons of alcohol. This one girl was trading bags of chips for beer/liquor. Brilliant. EVERYONE was wasted and there were floats blasting music/bubbles/confetti! WE were the parade.

It was impossible to find anyone since all phone services were dead in San Francisco, but I managed to find Michelle and Dina in Haight and Ashbury! It was destiny!





Pee wall:











New Miss booty!

As the crowd of millions died down we played board games at Dina's place and realized that we did not eat breakfast/lunch, but only had beer poured into Starbucks cups and other swigs of alcohol in the AM. We found Viet sandwiches to alleviate our hunger.

We could NOT find a Taxi and it took us 2 hours to get to where we started. We hopped on a random bus and found a MUNI route and got home... we were shivering the entire time.

Pretty much one of the best things I've ever experienced. Way better than Pride and Halloween where there are more spectators than participants. At Bay to Breakers EVERYONE is into it.

GOING EVERY FUCKING YEAR!

No more drinky

Woke up this morning in my undies, with the lights on with a piece of chewed gum in between my index and thumb; thankful it didn't end up in my hair.


I think I sang "it's my life" by Bon jovi on stage at saddlerack in front of my coworkers and a shitload of strangers in Beverly hills. There was a machanical bull.

I think I was in a limo going to carls Jr.

Nauseous.

No more drinky.

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Apparently I was drunk AIMing Jimmy:

letopho: come over and play the piano
letopho: zzzzzzz
letopho: dead
jimmy: sleep!

Messy May

May has been really messy. Especially this weekend when I made out with someone at the club for the FIRST TIME!!! And swung around on a rope on stage at Bar on Church... shouting, "I OWN THIS CLUB!"

Party in the Bay!

I'm out of commission right now because I nearly caught pneumonia parading in booty shorts in San Francisco. No taxi would pick me up- my legs were not sexy enough.

I shall post pictures soon.

But for now I have to deal with this strange IBS and stuffy nose. It's raining in LA, it's killing me.

Impressive and messy as well.

Chinky de Mayo

Last Saturday we hosted a Chinky de Mayo event! We hoped to have offended many communities. In celebration, Ern created some Orange Chicken Tacos! Delicious with sour creme, overpowering with salsa.


We updated Sam's birthday poster to match the party!
And kind of went overboard with the decorations.




OH shiz, a pinata filled with lychee jelly.
Look how scared everyone is. Then Ern brought down the lead pipe.... daym... take out that aggression!


A couple of guests made the party interesting-
-Messy lessy who spit on our floor right in front of Ern cuz she had something her teeth
-Jersey Shore douche with manicured brows who everyone thought was the biggest dick in the world; turned out to be a low class porn star.

We came up with a Gay lifestyle mantra:
party party party party drugs drugs drugs,
sad sex sad sex
guilt then FOOD!