Close Call - Skating Tomorrow!

So I freaked out when I saw this picture and called up the roller skating rink immediately.

Hello?

Hi, so I saw a sign with the rules and it says, no short shorts... what do you mean?

Well, they can't be too short.

Hmm.... nothing is gonna be hanging out.

Wait, is this for tomorrow? (Gay night?)

Yes.

OH! Then it should be fine.

SCORE!

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I am so excited. A good chunk of folks already showed me their short shorts. RAWR.
It's gonna be epic.

I'm missing out on a event for work at this shi-shi place that involves celebrities... but I'd rather be skating with homies. FOR REAL.

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I was laughing at this kid for hours!
Oh aussies

Radio Luna

I just taped my "Radio Luna" ticket stub into my 2010 Moleskin notebook next to "Friday, February 26th."

I love watching my roommate Ern dance. And it's amazing that he doesn't let post college life keep him from doing extra curricular activities... hobbies.... passions.

Jimmy sat behind me during the performance installation and took SLR shots throughout the show. With each click, I squealed with excitement. I cherish photos.





More please.

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Intelligence > Ignorance
Compassion > Apathy
Care > Abandonment
Liberation > Slavery
Hope > Desperation
Justice > Sedition
Truth > Deceit
Peace > War
Life > Death
Love >Indifference

OH... I just wanted to review my antonyms.

Public Affair - Disco Roller Skating

Got my booty shorts for roller skating this Wednesday. Disco
OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're in LA, come join us.

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Public Affair - Disco Roller Skating

Ready set GO!

Date:	Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Time:	8:00pm - 10:30pm
Location:	Moonlight Rollerway Skating Rink
Street:	5110 San Fernando Road
City:	Glendale, CA

Come join us roller skating in Glendale during Disco Wednesdays!

Disco music, short shorts, long socks and Jessica Simpson!

Cost:
$7 to skate
$3.50 to rent quads

(Dang! Like bowling)

http://www.moonlightrollerway.com/
(It says it's a private party on Wednesday, but actually it's gay night. ShIIIZZZZ)

Meet at 321 at 7:30 OR meet us there with your A-List posse!

Get your short shorts at American Apparel (girl's section) this weekend. I'M SERIOUS!!

Friday thoughts

Went to Wurstkurche last night for some German Sausage. - Been on my todo list for a while!

Per coworker (with good taste) recommendation, I had the Duck & Bacon with Jalapeno Peppers with a topping of grilled onions and a Franziskaner beer. It was very delicious. The curry ketchup with Belgian Fries was also amazing.

Next time I'll try the Alligator & Pork.
I learned that mustard goes better than ketchup on sausages because the sweetness of the ketchup will take away from the flavor.

Didn't have my camera so I just used my iPhone and other people's phones for lighting.

I tried to give myself a haircut the night before and accidentally mulletted it. So I got an emergency cut and now I have boring Asian American hair that matches well with tank tops.



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I recently found out that a guy that I hooked up with a while back was dating someone at the time... I thought, NO WONDER he was a bad kisser. His lips were tainted with guilt. Left a bitter taste in my mouth. Bah and I was hoping he'd be a f-buddy too.

"The easiest thing to do is to blame your homosexuality for your lack of monogamy."
PSH... the even more easier thing to do is to find countless examples of disloyality amoung homosexuality.

UH ohhhh..... looks like I'm reverting back to my pessimistic side!
There's less disappointment when you're prepared. *zinger*

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My co-workers and I are gonna start P90X on the 15th and have a jar to put a dollar in for every time we miss a day. This should be good. I can use my chin up bar.

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This.


THEN this.


I'm making an effort to say, "LOVVVE that top" during awkward situations.

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My stylist asked to trim my eyebrows... I agreed and now I have weird thin Japanese eyebrows.

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I told Ern, "there are so many people in LA, but no one seems to be around. Where did everyone go?"
Ern responded, "they're all extras in a movie...."

Hmm

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My coworker invited me to grab lunch, I responded, "not now chief, I'm in the zone." And started laughing to myself...

God I'm so funny!

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I can't wait to listen to Room 2046's mixed tape this morning on my ride to work!

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Laker's Game

I love basketball... sort of.
Colby Bryant is cool... and well marinated.



I caught my roommate Sam heading out to get some street food. So I joined him; I love street food.

Creepster

Despite what ya'll are gonna say.... it's really hard for me to do these creepster eyes. Ask ERN.

He had to train me to open my eyes really wide, glance upward with my chin down and grin without teeth (that's key)... like you're hiding drugs in your mouth... pedophilic drugs/roofies.

But I think I got it. I feel like you can give these guys quotes like...

• "I like donuts and testicles.. heh heh"
• "I'll buy you a drink, if you let me guess your sexual position preference"
• "...but my friends call me AnGeLstar, because that's the name I gave my avatar"
• "How about we take a ride in my mom's Prius?"

Smile with your eyes? How about unwelcome-touching with your eyes? Rawr.

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I like your hair long and gross because other boys will think you're dirty and you will be unwanted except for by me. *Paparazzi.*

Oh HAI March

What do you have in stored for me March?
Let's start with wine and cheese and a fried egg on a pizza.



Every time I go somewhere interesting, I keep imagining myself bringing a date there one day.

We can go to the tropics- Sip piña coladas. Shorty I could take you there. Or we can go to the slums- Where killas get hung. Shorty I could take you there... but there might be TRAFFFIC and NO PARRRRRKING.

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