Dear Life...

... do you think it's funny that I came down with the flu one week before my first interview in 7 months?

Hilarious.


Well fuck you. No migraine, body ache, cold sweat, diarrhea, chills, cough will keep me from charming the pants off this company.

I want it so bad.

Oh HI Dina.

It's your birthday. Let's go to Sauce in SF!

...where they are participating in Dine About Town!

This is a "Mac & Cheese"

I think they are confused...

Let's turn off the lights and have some cake.



And then, let's go to Bootie SF at DNA Lounge where it is gay friendly....

...actually, it's just gay.

Let's text our friends...

...where are you?

Let's dance with a bunch of shirtless guys...

...in their 40's. Sweaty sweaty man.

Let's take beautiful group pictures

...with friendly white people!

Let's get a little tipsy. "Wow Joe, you look a little more Asian than usual. And why are you wearing my shirt?

Why... is my mouth open?... It's because I'm screaming, "DONT STOP! BELIEVING!!!"


Did you have fun Dina?

Oh, yes you did... looks like everyone else did too.

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Me: There are a lot of Yogurt places in Berkeley
Brian: Oh? People must be getting flexible!
Me: ....
Me:... is it good for your Joints?
Brian: ....
Michelle & Chris: .... (for 30 seconds)
Michelle: I'm sorry Brian, I don't get it... what are you talking about?
Brian: Yoga?

Sometimes, pretending you know what they are talking about doesn't work. Especially when you won't eventually get it.

Jim was my date:

I told Jim that it's important to impress my friends. Because my friends are important to me and have priority.

He was nervous and stressed, but he impressed me. Jim is "too legit, to quit." Legit enough not need a nickname anymore.

I think it means something when you're attracted to someone's features that they don't like themselves. He likes the gap between my front teeth. I like his scattered moles.

I also like how he speaks his mind. "I already wore this shirt in front of you, but I'm wearing it again." It's so honest. I love it.

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"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like." ~ Will Smith

Genuineness & Honesty is sexy and impressive.

Comes in Red, Comes Out Red

Last year, I was like: WTF is Korean food? BBQ? Tofu Soup.. whoop dee doo!

But thanks to numerous adventures, I have discovered the savory flavors that come form this Country that brought the gays Margaret Cho.

Jong Ga House in Oakland is wonderful for one reason: BIG PORTIONS!




My favorite Korean dish: Duk Bok Gee. Apparently it's street food. But street food is the best!
Over noodles it's La Bok Gee. You need to try this. ABSOLUTELY!

Did I mention the 20 complimentary refillable sides? Cah Cah CRAZY!
Time to check out some Soju bars. Who is with me?!

Images of your Past

There's just something about being fobby and adding a gay twang that's just overwhelming. Like nails on a chalkboard. "So Cue when you say such Thing?!?!" .... MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!

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But in regard to what this guy is talking about, I had an assumption that there was no "material" of me floating around the web since... I don't do that.

Until an old friend goes, "Chris.. I have to show you something."
And... I almost died when he sent me this picture. I was such a stupid 19 year old and like the above video this image popped up again, thankfully it was censored. Because I was prude back then... and a tease apparently.

To my knowledge, there are no videos... they were "thrown away." *crosses fingers*

Be careful, I know it's fun but seriously, TRUST NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Except me, of course.)

Asian Poses

Sometimes I get bored of taking group pictures and just smiling and standing there.

Thanks to Asian Poses, I can now pretend I'm cute!  WOOT!

So much more interesting than, smiling throwing gang signs, or trying to fuck the camera with your sex appeal.  *yawn*

This is my submission with Jimmy :)  I hope it is posted on asianposes.com!

Guys can be "asian" too

NEW Asian Expression that I made up: The "I JUST FARTED."

San Jose Hate.

I'm really pissed right now.

I was excited to find a girl partner to learn salsa with. Especially after being denied by friends who were more interested in watching television. You guys are so cool.

I was eager to dance with her as she responded to my messages about going to class. When I arrived, I didn't see her and texted her: "Where are you?" I decided to stick around. The class was once again male heavy and I was thankful that I found a friend.

15 minutes later she responded, "I'm at Music in the Park!" To this I responded, "Wait, are you coming?" I called her, she didn't pick up.

I gave her the benefit of the doubt and decided to wait 30 minutes for her to a. respond or b. show up. Nothing.

As I walked out the door and as others saw the disappointed look on my face, I received a text from her, "IDK, I'm with a friend."

Angered, I responded, "You should have told me that, I have been waiting for you. I'm going home. Thank you for showing interest."

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I am unbelievably pissed right now. Do you know why?
Because: People complain about being bored about having nothing to do. When BAM there is shit to do EVERYWHERE if you FUCKING open your eyes.

LIVE LIFE, YOU MORONS.

And when I finally find someone who shared an interest, I WAS STOOD UP.

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SO ill just be like the rest of you and watch people dance Salsa on So You Think You Can Dance instead of learning how to do it myself.

But you know what. I won't let this ruin my Salsa experience.

IF YOU Want to live life, learn something interesting, escape your computer, Please contact me. And if you stand me up, I will kick you in the balls OR punch you in the boobs. YOU FUCKER!

*end rant*

San Jose Love.

There ARE things to do in San Jose.

Gosh.

Andre Introduced me to an Aztec Dancing class that I will be attending every Tuesday. The best Cardio of my life. Drumming and quick footwork. Please join me.

My calves still burn and I was sweating bullets!

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I found a soon-to-be glass art place. They teach you how to blow glass!! I wonder if they are hiring.

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On Clubbing:

it's definitely boring and does nothing to enrich our lives. we need to climb some ladder to something that is more intellectually stimulating, something that foster good memories. I don't know what it is yet. I have no memories of tonight.

Yeah... I don't think I can do this forever.... but for now. BOOTIESF this Saturday!!!

Best Mash Up Party Ever. Come with?

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Some San Jose gays have been chilling at the Crema Cafe, a gay friendly place downtown, on a Daily basis. I like it because it's routine and familiar. It feels good.

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Generally Speaking

Sometimes when "you don't feel like it." You should look at how LAME you are and reconsider. I would like an open minded boyfriend who will go on adventures, eat different foods and experience all cultures. Please try it once before you shut it off as impossibility.

There are times when, I "just don't feel like it." But then I look at myself and say, "well what else what I be fucking doing?" I admire those who take hold of invitations and experience life despite hesitations, fears and uncertainty.... despite lacking a companion.

Your Independence is more attractive then a set of abs.

Spontaneous.