Friday, December 5, 2008

What an Interesting Time We Live In

If Obama won according to Republicans and if McCain won according to Democrats.
I wouldn't mind having 3 moms, 2 dads and a box turtle as my parents!




And of course the Prop 8 Musical which I love





...and a movie about Harvey Milk! WOW!



And this the Movie "Were the World Mine" that JV introduced me to is based on my life... and my magical flower that I spray people with! Watch the trailer:



and the Cheapest gas prices in San Jose is $1.72 at a Chevron!


WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!!?????!?!??!?!?!?!

There's going to be an Earthquake! Just you watch!

Thursday, December 4, 2008

High school is Kicking my Brother's Ass

My brother who is currently a Junior in High school just got his progress report:

1 A+
1 B
1 B
3 D's

Whatcha gonna do? His problem is evident: he doesn't like asking for help, he doesn't want a tutor. So he just sits and fails.

Why do I feel like I failed?

Restrooms and Restaurants

Most people would “hold it in” until they got home. There’s just something about taking a shit in your own home that frees you from stress... maybe because you have very good reading material.


But for those who just can’t hold it for that long, especially during school or work, you gotta just suck it up.


Americans are funny. We believe that a thin piece of tissue paper placed between our ass and the toilet seat will protect us from harm’s way. HAHA, yeah right. I realized this when I was watching the "protective paper" disintegrating in the toilet in mere seconds. But of course, that doesn't mean I'd go bareback with the public toilet, that's just raunchy.

It’s just so much work. You go in select the cleanest toilet; if there are people around then you go up or down a floor to find a vacant restroom. Once decided, you make sure there’s toilet paper (or at least that’s what the smart person would do.) You grab a piece of toilet paper and clean the seat. Then throw that disease infected tissue into the toilet along with the residue of the shitter before you. Then place the seat cover on top and go to town.


Lately, I’ve been multitasking. I take the center piece of the seat cover and dab and blot the oil from my face while I do my business. It’s great.


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No one wants to shit at your friends house because you don’t want to be associated with those noises and smells. That’s why I carry matches when I go some where important! Eat that smell away! As for sounds, its all about ab control!


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It's helpful when they print the tip on the bottom of your receipt. For instance if your bill was $50, below the total, it would say,


"Suggested Gratuity: 15% = $7.50 20%=$10 25%=$12.50"


But it's NOT cool when they circle it.... I was tempted to to write: "YEAH RIGHT!" next to the circle.


Am I a bad person?


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Speaking of ridiculous prices. I was utterly offended when I went to Original Joe's in Downtown San Jose. I wanted to split a $12 "Lunch Special" Lasagna and they had the audacity to charge $5 to SPLIT IT!

THAT'S RIGHT! 5 DOLLARS TO SPLIT IT!!!!!

Yeah, I walked out of there was so much sass, my friend was very embarrassed. The rest of the day I told my friend what you could get for 5 dollars-


5 Dollar Foot Long at Subway

Trip to SF on the BART

Half Movie Ticket

ALMOST 3 Gallons of GAS!!!!

Valet Parking at Oakridge!


DOn't get me started on what you can get in VIETNAM!


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MmmM Hmmm!


Tuesday, December 2, 2008

I Like Watching Filipinos sing on YouChube

I really do...
While Vietnamese people are kicking something something on Reality TV. Filipinos are definitely penetrating entertainment through the Chube.

Gabe Bondoc reminded me that I like boys especially when he says "elll-O"... and that I like boys who look like cats.


Rin on the Rox turned me a little straight .... okay.. turned me a lot of straight. DANG. Yeah.. wow.. hot. wow. Becoming straight curious....



But then AJ Rafael turned me gay again!



And... then I realized that Filipinos have a lot of Soul. Especially JR Aquino


...and Miss Carolinaxoxo


SO I'D LIKE TO REPRESENT THE VIETNAMESE AMERICAN COMMUNITY!
YEAHHH UR!!! ENJOY!



YOu Thought THAT was embarrassing- check out Tila.. sigh.

Monday, December 1, 2008

... do you know me?

My cousin vented to me about a lot of things...
"I guess I just feel lonely"

And she began to cry.

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Damien thinks it's interesting how I can psychoanalyze myself.
I think it's interesting how I know the solutions to my problems, but have yet to do something about it...

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There was this guy with a hot tattoo on his back. It really turned me on because he has a baby face and you wouldn't think he would have something so dangerous!

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I went to a discussion group and we talked about communication. "One of the scenarios was: I was leaving the bathroom at a gay club and this drunk guy pushed me up against the wall and said he wanted to mess around." What would you do?

Everyone looked at me because I was laughing. I was forced to explain myself, "Um.. well, I would reward him with a kiss because I think it's hot that he was so aggressive."

Apparently that was the wrong answer.... "isn't it like rape? they way he push the guy against the wall."

I fumbled to defend myself, "Oh.. welll, you know it makes me think because I've never been in a situation like that it's really hard to tell." Psh... even though I was stating what everyone else in the room was thinking.

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I pissed off my dad because I didn't believe him when he told me about the San Mateo murder. He sent me a link and I apologized for being an asshole son VIA Email! Gmail makes things easier!

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Damien said that I expose too much of myself on my blog. That I wear my emotions and thoughts on my sleeve for the world to see... And that by reading it, it makes him feel like he knows me through my blog and not as a friend.

...so... do you know me as a friend? or do you know me... through my blog??

Kỷ Niệm

Kỷ Niệm is a memory or keep sake.

I did this song at me and my cousin's favorite spot in Saigon.
The lyrics are so simple... I love this song.



Oh I missssss You.

A Reason to Get Up

Alysia's dad offered me a job at his patent law office.

Why not. Let's be productive.

Plus, I'm all for opportunities that just fall on your lap, right?