Every time Sandy visits LA she offers to cook us a family meal! To her surprise, some of the ingredients that she had left in our house in 2009 were still there... oops. Well an expiration date is just a suggestion. What's on the menu? Her very own Kung Pao Chicken / Shrimp with some sautéed asparagus. Tommy made some oden to compliment. MMM!
Don't mind the guest mattress.
Cards Against Humanity instructed us to create a haiku. Which one would select as the winner?
A snapping turtle bitting the tip of your Penis.
Poor life choices.