Bay to Breakers Weekend

This passed weekend we took a roadtrip to DA Bay.

Drive up was filled with traffic and car games. Ern here is texting, checking his email and calling work to see if he got that promotion. Such the multitask-er... don't worry, we're on the 5 highway.


Friday Night: Dragon
Due to traffic, we missed the Hyphen event but went straight to Dragon after picking up Charles. Jimmy hadn't been in two years and Jae's never been so why not? This became messy night 1.

Dragon has changed, a lot more FOBs and less of the "usuals" that I was expecting. Jae thought it would be brilliant to chase Three Wise Men with an AMF. Brilliant.

Chatted it up with a new boy and a boy from Berkeley who I recognized. Ended up dancing with both, but only proceeded with one.

Jimmy and Jae giggled, "MESSY!" This.. I remind you is the FIRST time I've made out with a boy at a club. I've only kissed or made out OUTSIDE the club away from judgment.

And I pushed the boy toward the wall away from the center of the dance floor where the crowd was forming an obvious circle around us.

I think this happened in a matter of 10 minutes. Not sure. The boy had to go. The next day I checked his facebook. "Interested in Women." For some freakish reason, this turns me on. Assuming that he's "straight" or "closeted" really starts the party in my pants. Judge me all you want.

I looked around the FOB was gone. Probably saw me being messy and excused himself. Oh well.




Excuse my underarm bush.

After we went to Sparky's for some food where I belligerently exclaimed that I was eating the WORST NACHOS of my life. True story.


Saturday: Exploring
Dim Sum filled our tummies and our party grew with new and old faces. Sassy Chinese bitches walked us to our table and served us food. They hated me and talked so much shit in Cantonese, I just know it!

We also explored Urban Ore, which is NOT a gay club, but rather a huge warehouse with tons of random treasures and junk in Berkeley. Jimmy has pictures.

We checked out Balmy Alley in San Francisco. Here's a picture of Ern that he's going to be masturbating to later.



A little Dolores park where we walked and danced with SF hipsters.


Saturday Night: Bar on Church
Messy night #2. No boys, just swinging on ropes.

Cheap drinks and free shots. We had 4 free shots each. The bay wants to get you DRUNK.



Messy stage dancing:




Messy pointing:


ONE BIG FUCKING MESS:



MoAny's gonna hate me, but I love how he movesssss. I don't think you can do this to House:

Heh heh. Let me know if you want me to take it down, but I think it's quite impressive. (Dont worry Joey... that's a girl he's grinding on.)

This is the second photo Ern is going to be masturbating to:

Made convo with the DJ. I knew him and flashed my iPhone that read, "BEST DJ EVER, MORE HIP HOP!" Shizz that was good.

Sunday: Bay to Breakers
Bay to Breakers is this half marathon that spans across San Francisco. A large chunk of people do it for real, but most follow the trail in a drunken stupor such as myself.

Ern ran for real real. The race started at 8AM. As Jimmy, Jae and I got ready I got a call from Ern at 9:30am, "hey.. what are you guys doing? I'm done with the marathon."

Well, shiiiet.

The city was being trashed. We all peed on trees and I used alcohol to sanitized my legs that had been splashed on. EVERYONE was dressed up. It was a moving party!

We saw: Waldos, Gagas, Na'vi, Smurgs, Fanta Girls, Watermelons, Cowboys, Naked People (in which I shouted PENIS every time I spotted one.) Mario Kart... tons of alcohol. This one girl was trading bags of chips for beer/liquor. Brilliant. EVERYONE was wasted and there were floats blasting music/bubbles/confetti! WE were the parade.

It was impossible to find anyone since all phone services were dead in San Francisco, but I managed to find Michelle and Dina in Haight and Ashbury! It was destiny!





Pee wall:











New Miss booty!

As the crowd of millions died down we played board games at Dina's place and realized that we did not eat breakfast/lunch, but only had beer poured into Starbucks cups and other swigs of alcohol in the AM. We found Viet sandwiches to alleviate our hunger.

We could NOT find a Taxi and it took us 2 hours to get to where we started. We hopped on a random bus and found a MUNI route and got home... we were shivering the entire time.

Pretty much one of the best things I've ever experienced. Way better than Pride and Halloween where there are more spectators than participants. At Bay to Breakers EVERYONE is into it.

GOING EVERY FUCKING YEAR!