Thursday, March 14, 2013

Mani Pedi

Girls told me that I would LOVE getting a manicure and pedicure... they told me to prepare to be pampered.  But let me tell you that was pure torture.

How is a sharp piece of metal being scrapped into your nail supposed to be relaxing?  I was tense the entire time.  I wanted it to end.  I was about to tell my sadist that I would give them all of the secrets to the White House if they would stop.

Never again.

I also felt sorry for them - they were tasked to remove 27 years of built up foot boogers.  I felt bad because they were Vietnamese and they could have been my cousins.

I really didn't like it.  It was like visiting the dentist... for your feet.

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