... and I love it....
Preparing to get drunk on New Years!
This is what we were doing... but without the weird accents.
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Monday, December 28, 2009
I need a haircut badly. But my LA stylist is out of town. (LOL.. yes that's what I just said)
As a result, I've been a bit experimental this month.
I amuse myself.
The Crazy Aunt Doris
The Fig Leaf on Adam's Crotch (Formerly- Where's the Fan??!?)
I took 101 back to LA instead of the 5.. it was nice.. and didn't smell like cow shit.
In 2003, I hosted the first annual Ignian Christmas party with my high school friends. It was epic, it was a sleep over and it's been a tradition for 6 years now.
This year in 2009, the tradition has come full circle and we all met again at my house. Some of us changed, some of us stayed the same, some of us grew mustaches.I can't believed how much has changed (like my living room). But what has stayed the same is this awkward photo with us holding up gifts that we all struggled to get for each other (Secret Santa) and gifts that we were stuck with (white elephant).
The new people (Caitlin's husband and Sandy's Portland friend) and missing people (Janelle and Jon) reflect the drastic changes that have happened in our lives. Because we are so busy and scattered, we rarely talk to each other through out the year... this get together is that much more important to reconnect.
The night was full of games and snacking and getting away from our parents- like in high school.
Oh and Aaron was a drunk mess:
It's stuff like this that reminds me to slow down...and enjoy the wholesome good moments with my friends from home.
This year's family Christmas party was pretty amazing.
I'm very lucky to have a lot of cousins around my age and as a result holidays are spectacular, especially Christmas.
Christmas Eve has traditionally been composed of a nice Catholic church ceremony where the priest reminds everyone that it's CHRISTmas... and this "Happy Holidays" nonsense is ridiculous followed by gifts from mom and dad.
This year I got my mom a nice scarf and my dad a electric wine corker from Brookstone.
Christmas day is when everyone gathers for dinner, presents and games.
Before, I felt like my family was shrinking, but with the birth of my... erm.. nephew? (cousin's child) my family grew so much more. I did not want to hold the baby, because I break things.
My parents are so classy.
A lot people means a lot of food and a lot of presents. It was gift bag madness- no one has time to wrap presents anymore.
This year I made a marinara sauce from scratch. Thanks to Michael's help, it was a success and I got a lot of compliments. I'm already pressured to make something extraordinary next year... EEKS! I'm glad no one was poisoned.
This year I also got all my cousin gifts and they seem to enjoy my small, but "thoughtful" gifts. I exposed my secret - the worker at the novelty store helped me a lot!
Friday, December 25, 2009
I got my Samsung A27 something in December 2007 and I've accumulated a lot of memories with that phone. I just finished going through all 210 saved text messages from various people and copying them into a word document.
Why? Because I like to remember. I like to re-experience moments in my life by simply reading old test messages.
What I've realized is the majority of the ones that I've kept are really flattering. "you're the best," "I want to cuddle..." And other strange things.... but regardless why would I want to forget those nice things that were said to me? And it's just nice to remind yourself that someone was thinking of you at some point.
With that, I'll share a handful with you... maybe they were from you.
Thanks you guys.
Texts from Letopho's phone
August 14, 2009
Just want to say hi. I miss u. Mom
August 8, 2009
By the way, I shook my head at you when you were dancing to be funny last night. Cuz you were dancing funny, lol.
Chris!!!!! Clubs suck without you :(
Maybe that's why I get these random boners at work…. You are psychically molesting me
Morning, em. For our romantic date tonight can we got to target and buy 3oz bottles of soap, shampoo and unblock? That'd be so hot.
Ur so ruthless. I'm so turned on now! Hahahah!
Thanks for keeping my self esteem high this week. I'll remember this when your on Accutane :]
Yawwwww! I LOVE YOU! and your inner thighs as pillows.
I'm at the hustler throwing ones at strippers
March 25, 2009
Im in the bathroon. I need to takr a step back and breathe. Eqww he'll no. He's like in his 650's. I'm not that buzzed
You. Hunters. Tonight. Drunk. Dance. Vomit. Point and laugh. Pass out
I just passed by a tow truck that belongs to the camel towing company!! Hahahahha
I wanted to tell u that our body roll is hotter than a freaking sexy roll. Hahah is
Makre sure you are camando!!
Studying is not freaky, unless it involves you.
If you weren't dating when I met you I think I would have had a crush on you cuz you're awesome like that hahhaha dunno why I just wanted to let you know teheeh =]
Outside your door? =]
And a good night ass squeeze for good measure haha.
I'm really glad you came last night and I think all the girls were thrilled to see some men out there. :]
Oh dear heavens I love the bone. I try to gnaw on it whenever I can. I can't get enough bone, really.
I wish we could return to a simpler time.
Hand puppets! I miss you guys. Trips ain't the same without all
OMG u are right. My brain can't handle all the boobs n booties.
I hope you're having a wonderful time right now. Things might not ha turned to well between us lately but that doesn't change that I've had many of my most happiest times with you. Happy 23rd.
Don't make me walk over and listen to you poop
Aww you're missing out on the boots with the fun. Even worse… fobs with boots with the furrrr
I just read your blog. I love you too anh :)
We want cheap Chinese and we will get it close to you.
It's weird being here and only talking to you once.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Yum! I love dipping raw meat in hot water then dipping it into raw egg with soy sauce!
Awkward straight guy pose vs. gay friendssss HEYYYYYYY
Then Weho on a nice empty Wednesday
Really need to work on "modeling." Gosh I can't even stay in the frame, Tyra would be upset.
Someone partied too hard... aww look at how caring I look.. "there there, just throw it all up."
Monday, December 21, 2009
The goal here is to be as transparent as possible.
Crazy Aquarius is really sweet and and brings a lot of positive energy to my life and my house; Ern enjoys his company very much. I don't want to take advantage of his attention.. his company without really returning anything, but he assures me that he’s not giving me any sort of special treatment because he’s the type to smother all of his friends.
What happened to the last guy I dated? Not much, he was a poor communicator to begin with so he just disappeared. He never returned my calls, but we always invite him to the house parties. So should I check up on him? =/ I guess I should leave him to his space.
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Pictures from our Christmas Shindig. We told everyone to dress festively, if they didn't we taped a bow to their nipple.
Some notable moments-
-Daniels gifts kept getting stolen before grabbing the target bag full of goodies he said, "I lost the date, I lost the booze, fuck it.. I want the lube."
- The surprising steals were the thermos, the target bag full of travel things, and the "date" .. but the date included a dinner so I guess it's actually a good deal!
After the House warming and She-Wolf BBQ we have come up with the best equation for our house parties. The perfect amount of liquor and snacks and a constant bartender to make sure everyone gets a little peer pressure drinky drank.
Towards the end of the night we played Sardines in our creepy haunted house. It was a good time cramming 20 folks in the random nooks and crannies. And screaming BUSTED!! When the last person found the group.
Parties for the future-
January - Good Bye party (Our roommate is moving out)
February - Valentines "Stop Light Party"
March - Saint Patrick's Pub crawl. Each of our rooms will have different alcohol.
Twister is our list for our next party.
BTW. It was 80 degrees yesterday in LA. Love.
Do you like my sweater? I just took my curlers out too.. call me crazy Aunt Doris