Monday, January 21, 2008

No..., but I was Watching Videos...

I enter the kitchen. My coworker's washing his hands. I try to be friendly.

"hey! what's up?"
"Did you watch the game yesterday?"
"Oh... No... heh"
"You don't watch football...??"
"Nope..."

...silence...
He scratches his head, looks down at the newspaper...looks around...
walks out the door.... without saying anything else.

Damn it!

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You know what's awkward? Going number 2 at work.
You know what's really awkward? Running into your boss in the bathroom.
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20 Weird English Words

1. Erinaceous - Like a hedgehog
2. Lamprophony - Loudness and clarity of voice
3. Depone - To testify under oath
4. Finnimbrun - A trinket or knick-knack
5. Floccinaucinihilipilification - Estimation that something is valueless.
6. Inaniloquent - Pertaining to idle talk
7. Limerance - An attempt at a scientific study into the nature of romantic love.
8. Mesonoxian - Pertaining to midnight
9. Mungo - A dumpster diver - one who extracts valuable things from trash
10. Nihilarian - A person who deals with things lacking importance (pronounce the ‘h’ like a ‘k’)
11. Nudiustertian - The day before yesterday
12. Phenakism - Deception or trickery
13. Pronk - A weak or foolish person
14. Pulveratricious - Covered with dust
15. Rastaquouere - A social climber
16. Scopperloit - Rude or rough play
17. Selcouth - Unfamiliar, rare, strange, marvelous, wonderful. For example: The List Universe is such a selcouth website!
18. Tyrotoxism - To be poisoned by cheese (OMG!!! NO!!)
19. Widdiful - Someone who deserves to be hanged
20. Zabernism - The abuse of military power or authority (hello, George W. Bush)

I used this word in high school to describe what I want to do to some classmates:
Defenestrate - To throw out a window.

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2 comments:

dannie said...
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dannie said...

i dont even know when and where i would use such words. can't even think of one if i ever needed to either. so huge!